Replacing the Library Card with Biometrics

Or fingerprints at least. I wouldn't doubt for a moment if the Bush administration isn't eyeing this policy with a certain amount of envy. My favorite part?

"It seems to be a generational thing. The older people I've spoken to associate fingerprints with criminality while some of the children don't seem to have a problem with it."

That's it, get 'em while they're young and they not only won't care that their identities are being monitored, they'll come to expect it as normal.