by Garth Nix
In his introduction Nix introduces us to a lucky boy who loved to read all kinds of stories, especially ones with monsters and adventures and all sorts of fantastical things. He then explains that he was that boy, and that when he writes he likes to write the sort of things he'd like to read.
This book was written for that boy.
This collection brings together four shorter stories of children -- two boys and two girls -- who each have their own sort of fantastical adventures.
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That's as much as I wrote before I went on holiday, followed by some notes intended to help me remember the stories so I could flesh out the review later. In the interest of showing you the very thought process behind a review, a sort of armature for the way my brain works, and out of sheer laziness I've decided to leave my notes raw and unedited for all the world to see.
story 1. puns: rats, pirates (pie rats), pirate videos, worm holes, bread-seeking cheese
story 2. princess, bloody beast (her pet pig) eaten by robot monster created by aunt
story 3. orphaned inventor boy wards off pirates, wizard and alien adopters until his time traveling parents can retrieve him
story 4. girl with big brain, talks to sea serpent blinded by harbor lights, turning girls into penguins
If all that doesn't spark some sort of interest, well, then I guess I couldn't blame you. All I can say, as a reader and reviewer, if you know Garth Nix then you can trust he has a much better way with words than I do. These stories are entirely and thoroughly enjoyable, a perfect mix for antsy middle grade readers looking for something shorter.